Skincare reviews don’t necessarily have to be boring.
They even can be funny. They just have to be real. I, Adrian Davidson, gotta be honest with you. I used to think men’s skincare was a bar of soap. It wasn’t until I turned thirty that I even realized I could give my face a tuneup. (I wish I started when I was 22).
All those products in my sister’s bathroom give me anxiety. It’s like she had one product for each body part. And it’s not only women, it’s men too. My roommate uses 99% of the bathroom space. Meanwhile, all I had before learning about ALL YOU NEAT. was shampoo and…well, that’s it.
There are people who say that using skincare products is not a manly thing to do. Those people might be your father. Here’s the deal though, this isn’t your father’s time, this is your time, and if you want your face to look good who cares what other people say?
Besides, most of our father’s faces look like they’ve been on a ship with no hat for too long.
You don’t want to look like that do you? There are a lot of things that attack your face everyday that you need to protect against – pollution, sun exposure… annoying tweets from your friends about their cats. All of these things can give you wrinkles.
Before I started using ALL YOU NEAT., my skin was not only more wrinkly, but impossibly dry. I would get white lines when I dragged my nail across my skin. You know those? If you can play tic tac toe on your skin, you’re doing it wrong. And it used to itch like crazy. I’d get out of the shower, and five minutes later I’d be rubbing my back like a grizzly bear on the sofa.
Using men’s skincare products won’t only make you look better by minimizing those wrinkles, but it will make you feel better too. You got guys who say, “I’m not putting cream on my face, bro,” but it’s not about that. It’s about taking care of your health, bro. Do you want to be itchy? Do you want your girlfriend to tear her lips when she touches yours? Do you want to look like a crow stamped all over the corners of your eyes?
Plus it doesn’t take a lot of time. Once in the morning, once at night, you’ll be in-and-out faster than it takes you to pee. ALL YOU NEAT does it all, so you won’t have a million products barricading you from getting into the bathtub.
There’s always crazy new products coming out with all kinds of false promises like CBD or caffeinated skincare products, but there’s no need to subject yourself to all that tomfoolery. I mean, caffeine really? What’s next? Skincare that you can snort off a mirror?
All joking aside. Since it is about real skincare reviews – what ALL YOU NEAT. did for me, being the one single skincare product that reduced my wrinkles, moisturized on the go when I needed it and improved the overall impression of my skin. Really.